JESUS get's an X-Box 360!

[jesuspj]

FINALLY.

My X-BOX 360 has arriveddedededed!

And ALL is well in the world.

No more nutsty Wii. (Sure it had it's moments, but c'mon. Let's look at the library. Half the awesome games on there you can play on the Gamecube! The other half are more for the younger audience.)

PS3? Dear god. One of the worst machines created since the Sega 32 X and Sega CD add-ons.


But the 360? It's doing it JUST right. One moment I could be kicking your ass all over Halo's 1 and 2 (soon to be 3) and the next we could kick ass together on some old school CONTRA, baby!


Right now I'm attached to 2 games.

1: DEAD RISING
This game is ALMOST they perfect game for me. Hacking and slashing zombies? Check.

Shooting cult/psycho/escape convicts with an array of guns?
Check.

Interesting story/characters/location bringing you back to the greatness era of George Romero's DEAD series/28 Days and Weeks Later/and the Dawn of the Dead remake?
Check.

This game is AWESOME.

The only downside?

I can only save in one block and no free roaming mode?

What the gay?!?! Really? That..that kinda sucks.

If it wasn't for that, this game would get a perfect Jesus rating of 5 out of 5.


But ANYways.

Check me out on X-Box Live. We'll shoot the nuts and fill each other full of bullet holes like good friends.


My gamer tag is: EL JPJR 1O1

Bring it, Charles! Le'ts see the Albatross at work!


See ya in Blood Gulch!


P.S.
The other game I'm addicted to is UNO.

That's right. UNO, mofos!!

Recognize.

[ironichumour]

Hey Jesus, didnt think I'd be saying that for at least 50 years. Possibly not ever ( come on immortality pills!).
I bought an elite yesterday, I'm blasting through Gears Of War ( yeah I know like a year after everyone else).
Cannot wait for Halo 3 (even though Halo 2's campaign sucked the big one).

[jesuspj]

Gears of War is indeed a sexy game.

A CALL OUT TO BIGFANBOY'S FANBOYS!

We should all get together on Live and see which fanboy has the biggest cajones in the shooting world.

Can Jaime hold off the rockets of fury from Mark "You Messed up My Pencil's AGAIN, Jaime!" Brooks???

Or will Jaime trace an outline around everybody's dead body?

Tim Fischer VS Charles the Trossinator to see who's the lead worthless sidekick of Bigfanboy Livecast! (j/k j/k j/k Love ya guys on the show. I'm Jesus. I GOTTA!)


Or will Shadow5040 take revenge on all of us Yanks for kicking his people's ass all the times all those years ago? Boston Tea Party? More like sticky grenade party, beeyotch's!!!




I need to put the controller down and go to bed.

[Jarmo]

good title challenges man

... still, you should've bought Wii. You'd get so much exercise with few games... few rounds of boxing with Wii really gets your heart pounding and sweat dripping

[jesuspj]

Sorry Jarmo.

I just COULD NOT get into the Wii.

I tried. I really did.

And screw Wii boxing. That's why I keep a gym membership.

I play videogames to shoot alien/zombie/monsters from hell and everybody else around the world.

Not work out.

[Jarmo]

jesuspj said:

And screw Wii boxing. That's why I keep a gym membership

Ah, I thought you were a true nerd & geek which hasn't seen the sun in months

nah, just kidding. Imagine what we movie/computer/game/comic/etc geeks and nerds are now compared to the ones in 1970-1990. Damn...